he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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