I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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