I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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