so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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