is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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