Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
