Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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