You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I party with great urgency now.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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