is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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