So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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