I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Success! We fucked roommates!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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