I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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