Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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