I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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