Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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