Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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