My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
