Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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