Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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