Do vagina's smell?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Pooping to opera.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
