idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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