Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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