I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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