They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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