So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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