Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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