How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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