You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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