Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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