i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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