I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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