Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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