I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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