dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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