Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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