I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
This is the high leading the old right now
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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