Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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