I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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