i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
and you fell through a lawn chair
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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