scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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