Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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