Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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