oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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