you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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