so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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