What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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