i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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