Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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