Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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