Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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