you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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