Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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