i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
either way he was missing a nipple.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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