was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
