im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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