elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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