at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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