Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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